How Not to Write

In 'How Not to Write', William Safire offers a witty and insightful critique on the common pitfalls of writing. Through humorous examples and sharp commentary, he guides readers to avoid clichés, ambiguity, and convoluted sentence structures. Safire’s expertise as a linguist and journalist shines through as he emphasizes clarity and precision in communication. This book serves not only as a guide to better writing but also as an engaging commentary on the art of language itself. Will you heed his advice, or will your words fall into the traps he so cleverly unravels?

By William Safire

Published: 2005

""In the art of writing, clarity is not just a virtue; it is the very essence of communication. Beware the pitfalls of pretentious prose, for they distance rather than connect.""

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Presents fifty humorous rules on grammar, usage, and style, covering everything from capitalization and split infinitives to run-on sentences, semi-colons, contractions, the double negative, dangling participles, and onomatopoeia.

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William Safire

William Safire (1929-2009) was an American author, columnist, and presidential speechwriter renowned for his wit and insight on language and politics. He served as a political columnist for The New York Times, where his "On Language" column explored the nuances of English usage and etymology. Notable works include his bestselling books 'Lend Me Your Ears: Great Speeches in History' and 'The Writing Life,' which reflect his deep appreciation for the art of communication. As a writer, Safire was characterized by his keen observational skills and an engaging style that blended erudition with humor, making complex subjects accessible to a broad audience.

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Authors
William Safire
Published
January 2005
Publisher
W. W. Norton & Company
ISBN
039332723X
Language
English
Pages
164
Genres
Self-HelpLiteratureCommunication in Relationships

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"In the art of writing, clarity is not just a virtue; it is the very essence of communication. Beware the pitfalls of pretentious prose, for they distance rather than connect."

How Not to Write

By William Safire

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