Where Are the Customers' Yachts?

In 'Where Are the Customers' Yachts?', Fred Schwed, Jr. unveils the often perplexing world of Wall Street and its enigmatic practices. With wit and humor, he questions the wisdom of investing and highlights the disparity between wealthy brokers and their clients. Schwed's anecdotes expose the absurdities and pitfalls of the financial industry, leaving readers to wonder if their brokers are truly looking out for their interests. This insightful critique is both entertaining and thought-provoking, prompting a reevaluation of what we think we know about investing. Will you gain the knowledge to navigate these murky waters, or will you be left wondering where all the customers' yachts really are?

By Fred Schwed, Jr.

Published: 2006

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